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Don't Vaccinate Your Children

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I used to believe in vaccines, so much so that I gave them to children. ALL CHILDREN. For YEARS. As a pediatrician, I firmly believed that vaccines were mankind's single greatest medical advancement.

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But one day I was talking to an older pediatrician (in her 80's), and she described her practice 50 years ago, and all the fun, interesting infectious diseases she got to see. Haemophilus influenza-caused epiglottitis, where a child would come in gasping for air, her airway rapidly closing, leaning forward and drooling profusely because she could not longer swallow. COOL! All those cool rashes!

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She herself had polio as a child and lived the rest of her life with post-polio syndrome, and forced into retiring early because she could no longer walk. LUCKY!

Before we gave all these vaccines, pediatricians like me got to do lumbar punctures on every baby with a fever under 2 months, because meningitis was common enough to require that we rule it out. Now that meningitis has become increasingly rare thanks to vaccines, I don't get to stick a needle into the back of every 1.5 month old with a fever. BUMMER!

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So stop with all the vaccinating, people - I'm sick of seeing all these healthy kids!

Just kidding - vaccines don't even work! The best and only way to truly protect your children is through my line of herbal supplements (HerbaMyth™), essential oils (SmellsPure™) and Resonant-Frequency Amber Stones (JurassicParkHEALTH™).

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